Talking Mango: Blog

Dear Santa,

I know this letter is super late but you must understand I’ve been busy thinking about what I want this year. I know I’m not on the nice list but I really think that you should be nice even to the naughty kids because we really need encouragement. But wait, you really should be ashamed of yourself for watching us like that all year. Shame on you. But I forgive you because you’re going to make this up to me, materialistically. I really don’t need anything else. I have a loving family, friends and boyfriend, roof over my head, food on the table and clothes to keep me warm. I really can’t ask for anything else. Plus, you’re Santa – your job is to satisfy my materialistic needs. So here’s a short list, and work your magic. You got 4 hours left. Better late than never Santa.

xoxo,
Talking Mango

1.  Ugg’s Bailey Button in Chestnut. I hate tucking in my jeans to my boots because they crumple up a that the bottom. This convenient button on the side of these boots solves my problem. Plus, you can never have too many pairs of boots (with or without fur!). I have cold feet; I need these!

2. Louis Vuitton’s Berkeley in Damier Azur. I’m usually not a fan of Louis Vuittion, but hell this is Christmas and I believe if I’m going to ask for a handbag, it’s go big or go home. The only reason the Channel classic flap isn’t on this instead is because I want to work for that purse myself instead. Anyways, I saw this bag at work one day and decided that I must have this on my arm as soon as possible.

3. A Pug puppy. I know it’s so typical of me to ask for a puppy. Growing up I never asked for a pony so this is only fair game that I want a Pug puppy now. They are the silliest and cutest dog ever. Who wants a typical looking dog anyways? Please, these bulging eyed puppies need love to and I’m here to provide that!

4. Blackberry Bold 9700. I’m not going to lie, the old Bold 9000 looks like a spam can. I want a smart phone, not a can of perserved meat. I’m not too into iPhones since I like having keys to text but anyways, I got an iPhone to use if I really wanted to thanks to the lovely boyfriend. I’m a bit hesistant about the trackpad isntead of the trackball but reviews say it’s an upgrade so I’ll believe them. I’m tired of having bad phones. I want a phone that deserves an actual cover and case to protect it. Plus, it’s the only Blackberry I think looks decent with 3g network! My old phone is beyond helped – just like any of my other phones but I swear if I get this, it will be different!

5. Nars Blush in Orgasm. Yes, I know I don’t even wear makeup but when I do, I would prefer to put something nice on my face. It’s the perfect shade for my skin tone too! I’m barely scraping by with my old blush. Blush is my all-time favorite type of makeup. I just can’t bring myself to spend $25 on makeup and that’s where Santa steps in.

Merry Christmas kiddies & happy shopping on the 26th!